“Xak is 14 now and still begs my Dad daily for his upside down belly rubs”
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Yuji: Fushiguro, did you know that the human brain doesn't fully develop until we're 25?
Megumi: I am made painfully aware of that on a daily basis.
oh, the plot hole?
that’s there for……ventilation
Me, poking holes in my plot to let the characters ive trapped in a cup breathe:
How did I manage to get 1 (one) kudos with exactly 0 (zero) hits??
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I’ve actually asked Support this question before!
This video explains it better than I could hope to.
Basically, AO3 is a massive website with a lot of interactions from a lot of users all happening simultaneously. In order to make it so that clicking on a work will open that work immediately without a user experiencing a delay, other site functions like tracking statistics are cached.
Kudos, hits, and comments are all cached but the rate at which they update is different for each. Hits update less frequently than kudos do and that’s how you get a situation like the one in your screenshot. Comment caching is also how you’ll see Comments (52) on a new chapter of a popular work in a big fandom but when you click in to read the comments you can only actually see 23 of them. The system hasn’t had time to catch up to all of the requests on it yet.
If you want up to date statistics, you can find them on your stats page rather than on the fic itself. The same goes for comments. They’ll be in your AO3 inbox faster than you’ll receive an email notification sometimes.
I hope that helps!
Boys will be boys
I found the stickers! Looks like they're in Dollar Tree
Once sent these to a friend (to award herself), so cute to actually give to roommates like that!
LITERALLY
2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January
- Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
- Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
- The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
- Mr. Peanut died???
- Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
- Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
- Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)
- Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
- The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
- Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby
- Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
- Kat Von D sold her makeup company
- Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
- Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
- Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text
i would like to add on to this because
- Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
- Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie
- Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic
- the impeachment trial began in the Senate
- the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
- the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
- after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop
heres a fun throwback
I truly hate what this post has become
This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question "do I tell them?" And the answer is "Definetely no"
read the sentance “2020 has been the wildest year and its still january” and took 1d10 psychic damage
fuck i miss january
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